I figured out that today is St. Patrick's Day. I might be busy today, making leprechauns and four-leaf clovers, posting on my blogs, maybe taking an Irish lesson from Duolingo and enjoying the fun of it. I kind of had the taste of what Irish is like, and words don't sound like what they would sound like if they were English. For example, bean in pronounced like 'ban' in English. All right, let's think...
What if I was invisible?
I'm using my example here, but you can think of it as it were happening to you.
If I was invisible (for a day, we don't want the world to keep searching for me), it would be half-awesome and half-not-so-awesome. Let's keep two scenarios for a juicy post: school day and holiday.
When I will go to school, well, of course, nobody will see me. The teacher might mark me absent and I can't hangout with my friend at lunch. I might be able to scare the life out of the monitor(they deserve it anyway). I might able to prank my enemies and even scare everyone when they see a flying bag coming in the class or a flying pencil writing in a notebook that was also mysteriously taken out of the flying bag. The unfortunate thing is, if I want to answer a simple English question, the teacher might not see my raised hand. I might just leave it to the next intelligent student. Let's keep lots of good things and one bad thing that might happen for the next scenario. I guess that's all for this paragraph.
Nobody will see the milk disappear from the cup. Nobody will see me brush my teeth. I will have the laptop to myself and nobody will know it's me. My parents will wonder how I slept in my bed and did not wake up. 5 good things and counting. There, the pages of the book are turning magically. I might be able to play my favourite game on the phone which my mother allows and my sister never lets me play. I can open and close the doors and make the phone fly in the air to scare my sister. Unfortunately, I can't go to music or drawing classes.
I could do more if I was invisible. But on to the next post...
What if everyone stopped working for 48 hours?
This question is from Quora, by Chris Gigliotti. I do not know if 'working' means they have a job, or the body would stop working. I choose the latter.
What if somebody pressed the pause button on everyone's life? Well, if we are doing something annoying or ridiculous or funny when that someone pressed the button. Like if you are picking your nose, or making funny faces, or trying out the funniest dance moves out there, it would certainly be awkward. And it's for two days, so you should be very careful. If, say, your exams are going on, and some student wanted it to stop, his prayers would be answered. But the children will spend a night or two in the class itself.
Speaking of which, they deserve rest. But I guess that if you stop working you are probably in a state of rest. Just the muscles that are making the funny faces would get tired. Just like I am from typing on the tablet since morning.
I guess everybody refers to every creature. So, if you discover a cockroach in your bathroom, and if the cockroach stops, somebody can just go and kill it. But the somebody would also stop working. And everybody doesn't make pleasant faces when killing roaches. Everybody refers to only living things, so if you have a slipper in your hand, it will just fall and 'kill da roach'.
There might be some good things, but I can't name any. But if 48 hours pass quickly, people will soon realise that they should stop making funny faces.
Thinkoland is going great, and if when I count my viewers, I will know the population.
